chatsubo resolutions

"UGT is convention initially established in #mipslinux on irc.openprojects.net (now irc.freenode.net)..."

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:44:17 +0300

“UGT is convention initially established in #mipslinux on irc.openprojects.net (now irc.freenode.net) but slowly taking over the world. It states that it is always morning when person comes into a channel, and it is always late night when person leaves. Local time of any member of channel is irrelevant. Resistance is futile.”

- UGT @ total-knowledge.com

"Python code is clean (like a sterilized room). Ruby code is beautiful (like an enchanted forest)."

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 23:37:05 +0300

“Python code is clean (like a sterilized room). Ruby code is beautiful (like an enchanted forest).”

- patchwork comments on What Pythonistas Think of Ruby

"Groundhog day results this year: Checked with 15 groundhogs over East Cost. 8:7 for Early Spring...."

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 12:48:29 +0300

“Groundhog day results this year: Checked with 15 groundhogs over East Cost. 8:7 for Early Spring. Not so promising.”

- Marcin Sołtysiak

"Пуганые вороны-параноики, которые боятся кустов — это ужас-ужас"

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 17:09:45 +0300

“Пуганые вороны-параноики, которые боятся кустов — это ужас-ужас”

- Urban Sheep | formspring.me

"The unnamed source goes on to say that everyone involved at Apple is “really excited”, though we..."

Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:29:07 +0300

“The unnamed source goes on to say that everyone involved at Apple is “really excited”, though we imagine that’s a mandatory state of affairs in Cupertino”

- Chris Davies

"This is where your blog can come in. If you write about interesting topics that are related to your..."

Sun, 10 Jan 2010 01:28:07 +0300

“This is where your blog can come in. If you write about interesting topics that are related to your application and the problems it solves, you are bound to catch some of those kinds of searchers. They will be coming in through the “back door” of your website, but they are on your website nevertheless, and from there they might become customer if you make it clear (say, on the sidebar) that you are selling the solution to their problem.”

- The Importance of Blogging | Karelia Software

"CS grads are bad at churning out regular business code, not because they’re all bad coders,..."

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 14:26:00 +0300

“

CS grads are bad at churning out regular business code, not because they’re all bad coders, but because it’ll bore them to tears eventually. If they are real CS guys, they’ll be happier in an R&D department than a product department.

And for regular coders it’s vice versa, they’re going to be unhappy in an environment where they spend more time proving something they know is a pile of crap doesn’t work than building things that work, so they’d hate R&D.

Then you get guys like me that are stuck somewhere in the middle, we’re just screwed no matter what.

”

- dustrider comments on Stroustrup: What should new developers learn?

"I’m quite confident that can be fixed. For example, we could lock Rich Hickey in a basement and put..."

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:00:32 +0300

“I’m quite confident that can be fixed. For example, we could lock Rich Hickey in a basement and put him on a tofu-and-lettuce diet”

- Tim Bray, Eleven Theses on Clojure

"Gersham returned from Beijing in 2009 and now lives in Vancouver, BC with his iMac and Macbook"

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 12:58:35 +0300

“Gersham returned from Beijing in 2009 and now lives in Vancouver, BC with his iMac and Macbook”

- http://qfeeder.com/about.html

"Doubles have exactly the same weaknesses - all you’ve done is shuffle the problems into a..."

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 20:24:14 +0400

“Doubles have exactly the same weaknesses - all you’ve done is shuffle the problems into a corner, stuck your fingers in your ears and yelled “lalalalalala””

- Tom Forsyth

"You must build your app for 64-bit because if even one binary image running is 32-bit, then the..."

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 15:35:33 +0400

“You must build your app for 64-bit because if even one binary image running is 32-bit, then the system has to load the entire 32-bit and 64-bit framework stacks. AppKit, Foundation, Quartz—everything down to libc.
The only way the platform can successfully finish the transition to 64-bit is for everyone to distribute a 64-bit binary.”

- Why You Need to Build 64-Bit

T-Shirt - I google with Bing

Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:39:18 +0400

T-Shirt - I google with Bing

Last.fm Top

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:32:44 +0400

Last.fm Top

GEISHA WITH TATTOOED CAT

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:28:00 +0400

GEISHA WITH TATTOOED CAT

"I used to spend so much time screwing around with my Linux box, tweaking it so everything works 100%..."

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:17:52 +0400

“I used to spend so much time screwing around with my Linux box, tweaking it so everything works 100% to my tastes. Then I switched to Mac (and Ubuntu for my remaining Linux box) and things just work and I don’t have to care anymore. It’s great.”

- How many other programmers don’t really keep up with current hardware trends? : programming

"It must, however, be an exact multiple of 1"

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 23:23:31 +0400

“It must, however, be an exact multiple of 1”

- size of a sizeof(pointer) - C / C++ answers by Richard Heathfield

"I recommend trying Gnus. The several weeks you waste trying to figure out how to point Gnus at your..."

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 12:35:15 +0400

“I recommend trying Gnus. The several weeks you waste trying to figure out how to point Gnus at your mail server more than pays for itself by the amount you learn while driving yourself mad”

- Learn Emacs in Ten Years — Edward O’Connor

My OpenPGP key

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:39:49 +0400

My OpenPGP key

"есть такие странные гиги, которые заебались быть гиками"

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:10:56 +0400

“есть такие странные гиги, которые заебались быть гиками”

- motto @ dz: Эппл не борется…

"- Вы пессимистка? - Нет, я Русская…"

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 01:27:00 +0400

“- Вы пессимистка? - Нет, я Русская…”

- Сьюзан Иванова (сериал «Вавилон 5»)